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"talk dirty to me"
songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit
petition for erwin’s mom to still be alive. petition for erwin to love his mom a lot. petition for erwin to send her letters and part of his pension every month because he’s not there to take care of her. PETITION FOR ERWIN TO TAKE LEVI WITH HIM TO SEE HER SOMETIMES SO THEY CAN MEET AND LEVI BEING SECRETLY REALLY NERVOUS AND TRYING REALLY HARD TO WATCH HIS MOUTH FOR ONCE
PETITION TO MAKE THESE PETITIONS A THING.
so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing
then he goes “oh good you got my tweet” and giggled manically
my dad thinks hes famous now, he keeps asking me to check the notes
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure
the fridge: there and back again
As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or spiritually. Or all 3
im tired of things costing money