February 2012
256 posts
Reblog this if you're a homestuck and going to...
ohmicaiah:
kaitcryingalonewithfictionalcats:
tinyhoovequius:
centaurschesticle:
bratwursttrousers:
Come on
I know you guys must be out there
Let me touch your faces
{{ Signal boost cause I really want to find you guys >8| }}
[[ Still trying to decide between AB and Pax East, but if everyone I know is going to be at AB, then that’s where I’m gonna be. ]]
Aw yeee definitely...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
spider8itch:
itsbonedaddy liked your post: i ship you with shipping darck DO IT DAMN IT
riddlemetom:
make a text post
refresh
SHIT I OFFENDED SOMEONE
schmessicaa:
Whenever someone follows me for my cosplay, I always feel the need to apologize for what I really look like.
Welcome new followers.
Welcome.
/touches
/touches back
how to get followers
iamnotahomosexual:
knerzig:
iamnotahomosexual:
knerzig:
r-r-r-robin:
get into homestuck cosplay
get naked
amidoinitright?
wow this is even better because joh is in the first gif.
wait, what?
Let me see this
OH MY GOD! JOHN!?
screaming though
Has anyone else noticed---
brazenly-perfect:
How it always seems to be ‘Wincest Appreciation Week’?
Just me?
I have… feels about this. Because, yeah yeah, Tumblr and all it’s environs know of my epic brother-love. But— um—- it’s pretty well appreciated, right? I mean… it’s not like there’s ever a day where people aren’t posting about it, or writing things, or making all the graphics.
Yeah. I dunno. Just seems a...
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zepplife:
Panic panic panic. Isn’t panic wonderful? Wait, did I say wonderful or BUNDLE OF FUCK THIS. It’s nice to not be addicted to xanex but it’s such a bitch because it actually worked. With the anxiety anyway. Not a drop on the agora though. Blah blah blah blah. Might as well bury this post. >_>
:D you can do it! *cheers*
zepplife asked: 10, 14, 17, 19, 25
ask me things - I have tomorrow off and will...
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now? who?
(Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease ask me things. ;-;)
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schmallison:
I should do that thing with cosplay where I stop just staring at the pile of fabric and actually start putting things together with needles and thread and the buttons and stuff. The most important part of working on cosplay though… is scrolling through tumblr for a couple hours. Can’t go anything before that, obviously.
you too? @_@ I’ve been looking at everything but...
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So I sneezed and gave myself a double nosebleed. and not just a sissy drip it was like anime style hard core.
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coldwarvirus:
Oh dear lord, I want a waffle very badly.
I have a hello kitty waffle maker >:D
Machetes up top.: That awkward moment--- →
brazenly-perfect:
quirkyurl:
tammerhammer:
brazenly-perfect:
When you’re waiting for Tumblr to fill up with SPN spoilers, and your best friend walks into the kitchen and tells you there’s no new episode tonight.
….there was one….
I’ve been reading everywhere…
On Homestuck Otherkin
Tony: Not only do they identify as Homestuck trolls
Tony: But they are aliens
Tony: From outer space
Tony:
Tony: Then SHOOT YOURSELF INTO SPACE
Tony: BURN UP IN THE ATMOSPHERE
Tony: I will CELEBRATE YOUR TRANSITION
Tony: into atmosphere dust
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but... im a otherkin dust and i am offended : C
beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
Anonymous asked: 22. The meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Anonymous asked: 20
Anonymous asked: number 5
UWAAAGG Im too scared to go to bed tonight! Im such a baby….
redneckotaku asked: 31
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