lmpossibleprincess:

theyre reproducing 

lmpossibleprincess:

theyre reproducing 

ohnoraptors:

ボークスで、ねんどろいど「満艦飾マコ」デコマス展示中 まんますぎる! (by mjyuki)

ohnoraptors:

ボークスで、ねんどろいど「満艦飾マコ」デコマス展示中 まんますぎる! (by mjyuki)

Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.

jakewhyman:

snizabelle:

thatsexyblog:

WHO THE FUCK EATS 15 APPLES???

FUCK YOU I CAN’T EAT ALL THESE APPLES

jakewhyman:

snizabelle:

thatsexyblog:

WHO THE FUCK EATS 15 APPLES???

FUCK YOU I CAN’T EAT ALL THESE APPLESimage

Oh look. It’s the kitchen I’ve always wanted

Oh look. It’s the kitchen I’ve always wanted

sosuperawesome:

Catherina Türk on Etsy

idea from assassinshota

My breasts have espn. It’s gonna rain.

wavechan:

they’re too cute T_T

isis-:

seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…

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“Pirate Attack” is today’s tee on www.Qwertee.com going live in just 15 minutes!

Get this great design now for the super price of £8/€10/$12 for 24 hours only.

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pristiqdelusions:

this joke was flawless